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Farting Girl

I'm just a fart machine

I'm just a fart machine

I'm just a farting queen

Found in gas magazine


I'm charlie sheen of farts

I wanna fart the darts

I like to kick the butts

Of farting shemales n sluts


I like to play with my farts

I Carry them in my carts

Ilike to be farting creep

My farts like crying sheep


I like to annoy with my farts

Sway away people in parts

I like to fart in my sleep

My farts' transported in jeep


My fart is aromatic

My fart is fantastic

I don't care what people say

I'll fart even on my bae


I'll save my farts for you

I'll be like whining pooh

Slap my butt on your face

You'll never find a trace


My fart you'll have to embrace

With your shimmering grace

You won't be smelling again

Being in my farting band


I am the master of farts

I eat 10 packs of pop tarts

I eat unhealthy food

I got my farts from a dude


I'm just a Fartilizer

My farts a harmonizer

My farts like Apple cider

Thicker than carbon fiber


I'm just a fart machine

I'm just a fart machine

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